Rizz Classic Hoodie

Featuring the word “Rizz” hanging like it’s iced out on a gold rope chain—because nothing screams “parental swagger” like appropriating Gen Z flirt vocabulary and turning it into a dad (or mom! or parent!) flex.

Designed to look like a bootleg rap album cover from 2004 and feel like a midlife crisis wrapped in cotton, this piece is for the delusional but self-aware. You don’t have actual rizz—you have “tax-deductible charisma.”

• Faux gold chain logo, styled like an overcompensating mixtape cover
• Printed on premium cotton/poly blend hoodies and tees
• Styling tip: pairs well with Crocs, confidence, and audible sighs from your teenager

Warning: May cause unsolicited “please don’t wear that” reactions in public spaces.

Certified Drip-Free™.

About the fit: Nail your look with this well-made pullover hoodie in sophisticated grayscale colors. Oozing quality, the super heavyweight hoodie is fleece-lined and made from 100% soft combed cotton, keeping you toasty in chilly weather without sacrificing flexibility or style.

• Snug collar for wind protection
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Raglan sleeves
• Oversized fit
• 100% combed cotton
• Fleece lining
• Pre-shrunk
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Fabric weight: 380g/m²
• Side-seamed construction
• Taped neck
• Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem
• Front kangaroo pocket

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).