Rizz Classic T

Featuring the word “Rizz” hanging like it’s iced out on a gold rope chain—because nothing screams “parental swagger” like appropriating Gen Z flirt vocabulary and turning it into a dad (or mom! or parent!) flex.

Designed to look like a bootleg rap album cover from 2004 and feel like a midlife crisis wrapped in cotton, this piece is for the delusional but self-aware. You don’t have actual rizz—you have “tax-deductible charisma.”

• Faux gold chain logo, styled like an overcompensating mixtape cover
• Printed on premium cotton/poly blend hoodies and tees
• Styling tip: pairs well with Crocs, confidence, and audible sighs from your teenager

Warning: May cause unsolicited “please don’t wear that” reactions in public spaces.

Certified Drip-Free™.

About the fit: This lightweight classic tee is the fail-safe choice for for any casual outfit. The breathable cotton fabric is incredibly smooth and soft without any loose threads, keeping your body cool and fresh when the temperature rises.

• Ribbed crew neck
• Set-in short sleeves
• Classic fit
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk single jersey
• Bio-polished, silicone-oil added, enzyme-washed fabric
• Fabric weight: 150g/m²
• Cotton-polyester ribbed collar
• Single-needle stitched neckline
• Tear-away label

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).