Rizz Heavy Hoodie

Featuring the word “Rizz” hanging like it’s iced out on a gold rope chain—because nothing screams “parental swagger” like appropriating Gen Z flirt vocabulary and turning it into a dad (or mom! or parent!) flex.

Designed to look like a bootleg rap album cover from 2004 and feel like a midlife crisis wrapped in cotton, this piece is for the delusional but self-aware. You don’t have actual rizz—you have “tax-deductible charisma.”

• Faux gold chain logo, styled like an overcompensating mixtape cover
• Printed on premium cotton/poly blend hoodies and tees
• Styling tip: pairs well with Crocs, confidence, and audible sighs from your teenager

Warning: May cause unsolicited “please don’t wear that” reactions in public spaces.

Certified Drip-Free™.

About the fit: Shaped to a relaxed fit, this well-made hoodie conveys a sense of effortlessness and delivers a casual street vibe that never goes out of fashion. The premium cotton fabric combined with a noticeable washed effect makes it irresistable to vintage style lovers.

• Snug collar for wind protection
• Kangaroo pockets
• Drop shoulders
• Oversized fit
• Washed effect
• 100% combed cotton
• 32 count plain weave
• Pre-shrunk
• Washed and easy to fade
• Fabric weight: 440g/m²
• Side-seamed construction
• Binding taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).