Rizz Street T

Featuring the word “Rizz” hanging like it’s iced out on a gold rope chain—because nothing screams “parental swagger” like appropriating Gen Z flirt vocabulary and turning it into a dad (or mom! or parent!) flex.

Designed to look like a bootleg rap album cover from 2004 and feel like a midlife crisis wrapped in cotton, this piece is for the delusional but self-aware. You don’t have actual rizz—you have “tax-deductible charisma.”

• Faux gold chain logo, styled like an overcompensating mixtape cover
• Printed on premium cotton/poly blend hoodies and tees
• Styling tip: pairs well with Crocs, confidence, and audible sighs from your teenager

Warning: May cause unsolicited “please don’t wear that” reactions in public spaces.

Certified Drip-Free™.

About the fit: This vintage style oversized T-shirt features a cool raw hem that adds to an effortless street look. Made from 100% combed cotton, the tee is soft, skin-friendly, moisture-absorbing, and breathable. The faded fabric drapes nicely and gives off a timeless casual vibe. 

• Raw edge hem
• Drop shoulders
• Crew neck
• Ribbed collar
• Oversized fit
• 100% combed cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Washed and distressed, easy to fade
• Fabric weight: 260g/m²
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-stitched ribbed collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched cuffs

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉). Slight floating color may occur during initial washing. It is recommended to wash with clothes of similar color.