Sigma Classic Hoodie

Featuring the word “Sigma” in a bold script that looks like it was pulled from a 2002 energy drink sponsorship… or a misguided tattoo.

Designed for the delusional parent who thinks grinding means surviving two Target runs before 10 a.m., this drop mashes up red-flag masculinity, sportswear delusion, and Supreme-tier self-importance into one clean, ironic flex.

• Baseball-style hybrid logo in hyper-confident cursive
• Subtle drop shadow, vintage arch, and “don’t talk to me” font energy
• Best worn while sipping iced coffee with unwarranted eye contact

Sigma energy. Zero context. Total embarrassment multiplier.

This isn’t alpha, beta, or even gamma. It’s suburban pseudo-sigma with meme-burnt swagger—and your kids will absolutely hate it.

About the fit: Nail your look with this well-made pullover hoodie in sophisticated grayscale colors. Oozing quality, the super heavyweight hoodie is fleece-lined and made from 100% soft combed cotton, keeping you toasty in chilly weather without sacrificing flexibility or style.

• Snug collar for wind protection
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Raglan sleeves
• Oversized fit
• 100% combed cotton
• Fleece lining
• Pre-shrunk
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Fabric weight: 380g/m²
• Side-seamed construction
• Taped neck
• Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem
• Front kangaroo pocket

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).