Sigma Heavy Hoodie

Featuring the word “Sigma” in a bold script that looks like it was pulled from a 2002 energy drink sponsorship… or a misguided tattoo.

Designed for the delusional parent who thinks grinding means surviving two Target runs before 10 a.m., this drop mashes up red-flag masculinity, sportswear delusion, and Supreme-tier self-importance into one clean, ironic flex.

• Baseball-style hybrid logo in hyper-confident cursive
• Subtle drop shadow, vintage arch, and “don’t talk to me” font energy
• Best worn while sipping iced coffee with unwarranted eye contact

Sigma energy. Zero context. Total embarrassment multiplier.

This isn’t alpha, beta, or even gamma. It’s suburban pseudo-sigma with meme-burnt swagger—and your kids will absolutely hate it.

About the fit: Shaped to a relaxed fit, this well-made hoodie conveys a sense of effortlessness and delivers a casual street vibe that never goes out of fashion. The premium cotton fabric combined with a noticeable washed effect makes it irresistable to vintage style lovers.

• Snug collar for wind protection
• Kangaroo pockets
• Drop shoulders
• Oversized fit
• Washed effect
• 100% combed cotton
• 32 count plain weave
• Pre-shrunk
• Washed and easy to fade
• Fabric weight: 440g/m²
• Side-seamed construction
• Binding taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).