Sus Classic Hoodie

Featuring the word “Sus” in a retro 90s-style neon logo—because nothing says “I’m your parent” like misusing the language and the design era.

Loud, fluorescent, and painfully self-aware, this is what happens when Saved by the Bell meets Among Us at a PTA mixer.

The font? Looks like it’s straight from a discontinued soda brand.

The vibe? Like you found your teen’s vocabulary, ran it through Windows 95, and printed the result.

• Available in unisex tee or oversized hoodie
• Perfect for gaslighting your kids into thinking you’ve “been sus” since ‘93

Warning: May cause unsolicited side-eyes and muttered “oh my god”s in public.

About the fit: Nail your look with this well-made pullover hoodie in sophisticated grayscale colors. Oozing quality, the super heavyweight hoodie is fleece-lined and made from 100% soft combed cotton, keeping you toasty in chilly weather without sacrificing flexibility or style.

• Snug collar for wind protection
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Raglan sleeves
• Oversized fit
• 100% combed cotton
• Fleece lining
• Pre-shrunk
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Fabric weight: 380g/m²
• Side-seamed construction
• Taped neck
• Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem
• Front kangaroo pocket

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).