Sus Classic T

Featuring the word “Sus” in a retro 90s-style neon logo—because nothing says “I’m your parent” like misusing the language and the design era.

Loud, fluorescent, and painfully self-aware, this is what happens when Saved by the Bell meets Among Us at a PTA mixer.

The font? Looks like it’s straight from a discontinued soda brand.

The vibe? Like you found your teen’s vocabulary, ran it through Windows 95, and printed the result.

• Available in unisex tee or oversized hoodie
• Perfect for gaslighting your kids into thinking you’ve “been sus” since ‘93

Warning: May cause unsolicited side-eyes and muttered “oh my god”s in public.

About the fit: This lightweight classic tee is the fail-safe choice for for any casual outfit. The breathable cotton fabric is incredibly smooth and soft without any loose threads, keeping your body cool and fresh when the temperature rises.

• Ribbed crew neck
• Set-in short sleeves
• Classic fit
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk single jersey
• Bio-polished, silicone-oil added, enzyme-washed fabric
• Fabric weight: 150g/m²
• Cotton-polyester ribbed collar
• Single-needle stitched neckline
• Tear-away label

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).