Sus Heavy Hoodie

Featuring the word “Sus” in a retro 90s-style neon logo—because nothing says “I’m your parent” like misusing the language and the design era.

Loud, fluorescent, and painfully self-aware, this is what happens when Saved by the Bell meets Among Us at a PTA mixer.

The font? Looks like it’s straight from a discontinued soda brand.

The vibe? Like you found your teen’s vocabulary, ran it through Windows 95, and printed the result.

• Available in unisex tee or oversized hoodie
• Perfect for gaslighting your kids into thinking you’ve “been sus” since ‘93

Warning: May cause unsolicited side-eyes and muttered “oh my god”s in public.

About the fit: Shaped to a relaxed fit, this well-made hoodie conveys a sense of effortlessness and delivers a casual street vibe that never goes out of fashion. The premium cotton fabric combined with a noticeable washed effect makes it irresistable to vintage style lovers.

• Snug collar for wind protection
• Kangaroo pockets
• Drop shoulders
• Oversized fit
• Washed effect
• 100% combed cotton
• 32 count plain weave
• Pre-shrunk
• Washed and easy to fade
• Fabric weight: 440g/m²
• Side-seamed construction
• Binding taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).